i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening
“Not an ATM”
If I wanted small gifts and nice dinners, with no cash, I’d date a 26 year old with a job-not a 43 year old balding man.
OMG YESSS literally sums up my the date I had today
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
Why would I date a 20-something loser who can’t even be bothered to text back when I can date a 40-something gentleman who worships the ground I walk on?
How stupid of me!
How to Fake Confidence
1. Hold your head high, and look others in the eye
2. Smile
3. Stop apologizing
4. Relax and be quick to laugh at yourself (but not at others!)
5. Dress in a way that indicates you have self worth
6. Use good manners (like saying please and thank you) as this is actually a mark of self respect
7. Expect other people to believe in you, and to see and appreciate your good qualities.
8. Before you know it, its no longer fake
wheRE WAS THIS ALL MY LIFE
As someone who did this, I can guarantee you it legit works
" Researchers found that the more time people spend interacting, the more attracted they are to each other. (Finkel, 2011) "
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Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
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